CAMBORIO

Probably the best nightclub I’ve ever been to, don’t worry that doesn’t include our beloved jesters, partly because I’m not sure we can really call jesters a nightclub… debatable. Anyway, envisage if you will a club on the top of a mountain with a breath-taking view of Granada and the Alhambra all lit up!! You can see these awesome views from the massive outside area and from the dance floor inside which has massive windows all the way across. This particular night was my first time there…

I’d been warned - it’s an eramus hub, if you are gonna get pick-pocketed anywhere it will be there, so when I clocked a policeman at the edge of the dance floor I thought it would be a good idea to set up camp dancing near him. OFCOURSE HE WAS A STRIPPER. Ten minutes later he was in a TEENY TINY pair of boxers which left NOTHING to the imagination, to be later followed by an even tinier thong. I really should have realised going to an evening called ‘EROTICA’ could actually be more than I bargained for...but hey-ho.

Highlight of the evening: had to be the looks on the girls’ faces… particularly the girl being practically straddled while MR-STRIPPER-MAN waves his cock in her face… first it just peeks out, a bit like a game of peek-a-bo but slightly more x-rated, next thing it’s all out! And no word of a lie IT’S HALF A METRE LONG!!!!   The crowd were in awe, screaming shouting, going wild!!!! But all good things come to an end and suddenly it snapped back and hit the poor girl in the face. XTRA-LARGE ELASTIC PENIS, what more than a girl ask for?!! Had me in stitches. The poor girl, one minutes its HUGGGGGEEE and the next its fake… life is a disappointment, what can I say? Finally got home at 8.45 that morning.   ALL IN ALL A REALLY GOOD NIGHT.

(PHOTOS OF BOTH THE FEMALE AND MALE STRIPPER ARE ON FB FEEL FREE TO HAVE  A NOSE)